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last night i dreamt that i had a baby with really striking blue eyes but it went missing. as it turned out, there was a woman with bound feet living under my staircase who’d lived there for years and she stole it because she was lonely
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I am at work but no chef showed up and so I am tumbling to you live from a bed I made out of three chairs pushed together.
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i had way more confidence when i was fat and bullied and twelve and played neopets all day
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life: okay I'm going to slap you in the face now
me: wait let me get my video camera
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Listen United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch 4evr...
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Listenperpetua: This loop from Beyoncé’s “Countdown”...
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i would very much like to get very drunk in very good company, make out with a dreamy boy at midnight, and then have a great time at work when i go in at 5am, but i think this new year’s i will eliminate excessive expectations. i am maybe just going to try to find a good stargazing spot and i am going to sit there with a bottle of champagne or wine and watch 2012 roll in. 
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Listenfeelin good - the growlers
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Anonymous asked: What is that college that you used to go to, lovely?
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portlandia is on netflix L8R
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The Waking
by Theodore Roethke  I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in what I cannot fear. I learn by going where I have to go. We think by feeling. What is there to know? I hear my being dance from ear to ear. I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. Of those so close beside me, which are you? God bless the Ground! I shall walk softly there, And learn by going where I have to go. ...
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I just woke up from the longest Freddy Krueger nightmare evr. You’ll be happy to know I survived. But Freddy was totally cock blocking for the entire duration of my dream. 
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